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Thursday, April 15, 2010

sexy sms 92

70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein SX style kya hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapka matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf suungh aur chaat k.

~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~


Namaskar aaj ka taapmaan 44 degree honeyccFFFFmbhavana hai. Kripaya aFFCC59irlfriend ki bra mFFCC59raf rakkhein varna doodh fatney ka khatra hai.


~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~


SX life of a couple according to ages:--
18+ DINRAAT
28+ ROZRAAT
38+ JUMERAAT
48+ CHANDRAAT
58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT.


~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~


Lady: Doctor bachcha wahin se nikalta hai na jahan Lu#d daalte hai?
Doctor: Yes.
Lady: Iska matlab mera bachcha mere muh se niklega !!


~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~


Girls hostel mein light chali gayi to ladkiyan chillayeen "kisi admi Ko bulao"...
Warden boli "bahut rat ho gayi hai,
mombatti se kam chalao"

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