sexy sms 93

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.


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Namskar !
Mai Amitab Bacchan bol raha hu
KBC se,
aap ki Girl Friend mere hot sit par baithi hai,
agali awaz aap k Girl Friend ki.....
aaa uuu uu aaa aau u
uuuu aaaaa uuu


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Sardarni- "meri bra utaro".
Sardar- "ye le".
Sardarni- "ab panty bhi utaro".
Sardar- "ye bhi le".
Sardarni- "khabardar agar aage se mere undergarments pahne to"!


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He: andar gaya,
she: ha! Gaya,
he: dukha kya,
she: zarabhi nahi,
He: aur ek baar,
she: ab isme dalo,
he: aacha laga,
she: ha bahut.
He: ok, madam ka sandle pack karo.


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Pehle kiss karo...
phir bister per letao...
phir dono tangein uper kar k....thora saa neeche ho kar dhekho...
ager BABY ne SUSU kiya hai to uska Diaper change kardo......