Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band kar k soya kar.
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Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow
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Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahiye. . . ???
Jinda rahne tak uska khada Lu#d aur marne k baad uska provident fund.
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A sardar having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga?
Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi k saath aaega.
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A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher: "kya chote bachchon k bhi bachche hote
hain"?
Teacher: "nahin kabhi nahin "
Boy said to girl: "dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band kar k soya kar.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahiye. . . ???
Jinda rahne tak uska khada Lu#d aur marne k baad uska provident fund.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
A sardar having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga?
Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi k saath aaega.
~~~~~=== www.smsxx.blogspot.com ===~~~~
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher: "kya chote bachchon k bhi bachche hote
hain"?
Teacher: "nahin kabhi nahin "
Boy said to girl: "dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".
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