sexy sms 98

Man to Lady in bus
Man : Santre sambhaliye ma'm, They disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya? santre To mere hai.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai na.


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Ek lady k 6 judwa bachche hue, to wo gusse se apne Husband k paas aati hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k kehti hai.....
"Mai tumko kahti thi naa Doggy Style me mat kiya karo.....!!"


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Pappu sees his parents having SX.
Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.
Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain.


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Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi,
Ladke wale:" Ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- uuper se 15000 kamata hai."
Ladki wale :"Ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."


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Santa touched Jeeto's boobs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his penis and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!