funny joks 38

Suno Gaur se PEP C walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEV pila lo,
Sabse age honge NIMBU PANI.
Humne Piya hai tum bhi piyo....


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Sukalu Sukalu.. han Babu,
Sakkar khayes ka.. Nai Babu,
Jhut bolthas be..
Nai Babu.. Muh khol k dikha be..
Ha Ha Ha
(Johny Johny.. in Chhattisgari Version)


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Dost kaha ho?
Jaha ho wahi pe rehna,
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna,
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!
Bahar BANDAR
pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.


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Zameen pe ho to SMS bhej do,
Asmaan pe ho to Barish bhej do,
Chand pe ho to Sitare Bhej do,
Swarg pe ho to Apsarae bhej do, Narak pe ho to ENJOY UR SELF!!!!!


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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.
Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...


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