funny joks 39

Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aane band hai
wah wah!
wah wah!
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aane band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
ha ha ha ha.....


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Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay,
har vaqt, maheno,
salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.


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Aap hamari gali mein aaye..
thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...
thora sa muskaraye phir JOR se chillaye....
AALU, BHINDI, TAMAATAR WAALE....!!!!!


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After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice.
He checked 1st patient eyes,
tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To..
Torch Theek hai


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Patient:- Doctor saab mujhe bahut patle dast aa rahe hai,
Doctor:- kitne patle,
Patient:- Doctor saab bahut patle,
Doctor:- kitne patle,
Patient:- saabh itne patle ki SMS padne wala kulla kar le.


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