funny joks 43

When i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRA HAI KYA BE, PHONE UTHA JALDI.....!


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Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
Birds gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass kha rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur DHAKKAN log SMS pad rahe hain


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Aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela ...
well played! well played! well played


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Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...


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Tu Chaand mange mai Chaand de du,
Tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu Dil maange mai Dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......|
Abe bas Departmental Store
samajh rakha hai kya?


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