funny joks 44

Wo bhi kya din the jab log tujhe chumte the,
Par haay re teri futi kismat us waqt tu sirf 2 saal ka tha !!


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Pyar karo kisi ek ko, vah bhi kisi nek ko,
Jab na mile sachha Dildar, Propose karte raho har ek ko.


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Wife: aji sunte ho, kal meri Mammi aa rahi hai.
Husband: kyaa tumhare PaPa bhi unke sath aa rahe hai?
Wife: nahi, Par ye aap kyo puch rahe hai?
Husband: isliye ki Kitchen me meri madad ho jati.


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Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!


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,****,
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"(. .)"
Pehchan kaun?

Bandar bhi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Abe Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.


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