funny joks 45

Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar diya,
Phool manga to bageecha diya,
Ghar manga to mahal diya,
Paisa manga to aap ka number diya.... KAB Aau LENE!


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1980 girls: Mom mai Jeans pehanungi
Mom : Nahin beti log kya kahengey?
2006 girls: Mom mein mini skirt pehanungi
Mom: Pehen le beti kuch to pehan le!


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Ek naagin ne naag ka kiss liya to naag ne sharma kar kaha, JAHER HAI KI PYAR HAI TERA CHUMMA


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New Concept of Life:
Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = MA_N_D_I_RA


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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.


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