funny joks 46

Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha
WIFE: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho?
SARDAR: expiry date dhoond raha hu


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Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi...
Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo...
aata hai USHA k saath,
rahta hai KIRAN k saath aur jata hai SANDHYA k saath


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Sitam dhane ki had hoti hai,
pas na ane ki - ruth jane ki hadh hoti hai..
Ek SMS to kar de jalim,
paise bachane ki bhi hadh hoti hai..


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Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha tha.
Dost ne pucha"Kya bana rahe ho ?"
Sardar:Chutiya bana raha hu...!


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Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai?
P.A.: Goal kar ne k liye.
Laloo: Sasura, Ball to pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge.!


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