funny joks 47

Jab tumhara SMS aata hai, mera rom-rom machal jaata hai ,
ang-ang mein gudgudi hoti hai, yeh SMS ka kasoor nahi hai,
kambakht mobile hi vibration par hota hai..


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Aaj ye baat samajh aai,
is dharti par aapki hukumat samajh aai
aapko dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,
kyun ki ravan k baad kisiko ana tha


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Gandi Ji bhi chale gaye,
Nehru Ji bhi gujar gaye,
Bhagat Singh bhi nahi rahe,
Meri bhi tabiyat thik nahi rahti pata nahin is Desh ka kya hoga?


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G chahata hai ki tere naazuk honthon ko choom lu,
G chahata hai ki tere nazuk honthon ko choom lu,
magar teri bahti hui naak ne iraada badal diya


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Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai?
Nahi pata? So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,
Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see...


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