funny joks 46

Teacher ask 2 sardar student : A for?
sardar:"apple"
Teacher:"jor se bolo"
Sardar:"JAI MATA DI"


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aGar tu sath hai mere, to Dil abad hai mera.
kah de tu apne baap se,
yahi Damaad hai tera. ,****,
( @..@ )
"(. .)"
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Teen Bandar Delhi K Zoo Se Bhag Gaye.
Ek Bandar Pizza Khate Hue Pakda Gaya.
Dusra Burgar Kha Raha Tha.
Aur Teesra Bade Dhyan Se msg Padh Raha Tha..??


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Bengali Patient: Dr. Sahab Potla-Potla Totti aata hai, khane ko man nahi karta hai.
Dr.: ye lo dawai, mota-mota Totti aayega, jaisa marzi vaise kaat k khana.


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Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
kambaqt bill bohat aata hai


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