funny joks 45

New Punishments for mobile users,
for Miss call Jail,
for SMS Umar Qaid,
for Call Phansi,
but don't fear u,
for Kanjusi 1 Million ka PRIZE milega.....!


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Ek admi ne sardar g ko pucha: Public ne aapko kyuu mara?
Sardar: Bus me mera photo gir gaya, maine bola Madam Saari upar karo photo lena hai.


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Message per message bheja karte ho,
Bheja kharab karte ho.
Khud k bheje mein to kuch nahin auro ka bheja hua bheja karte ho.


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Why Madras is named Chennai?
B'Coz Madrasis wear Lungi in which there is no zip...
CHEN-NAI
Samze.....


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Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti hai near,
papa se lagta hai fear, baat nahi hoti hai clear,
Isliye SMS karo dear, without fear n very clear.


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