funny joks 53

Why does Wahida rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide ?
B'coz Devanand says- 'O mere humrahi mera hath thame chalna, badle dunia SARI tum na badlna'


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Aati Thi - Jaati Thi
Hasti Thi - Hasaati Thi
Bhaagti Thi - Bhagaati Thi
Dekhti Thi - Muskuraati Thi
Ab Pataa Chalaa
Saali Chutiya Banaati Thi


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SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari pyari,
Ye SMS milte hi ek SMS bhej dena,
Kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi hai UDHARI.


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Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.
Jo Dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,
peeche walon ko age na jaane do.....
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.....
Tabhi 1 achche Truck Driver banoge.


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Param Pratapi,
Param Tejasvi,
Maha Kripalu,
Atyant Dayalu,
Pujyaniye,
Sarvashatiman
Maharaj Shri KALPESH Ji sokar uth gaye hai.
To saare Bolo Good Evening...


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