funny joks 48

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- "kaun thi wo?" Hus-"Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi".


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Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai


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Shadi karne k baad aur Mobile kharidne k baad ek hi afsos hota hai ki
agar thoda din ruk jaata to shayad koi achha Model mil jaata.


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Pujari ko loose motion ho gaya.
medicine lete samay doctor se pucha,
"any precautions". doctor ne kaha "shankh zor se mat bajaana"..


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Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki...
!! Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!


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