funny joks 49

Patni-agar me ghar chodkar bhag gayi to tum kya karoge
Pati-paper main dunga
Patni-(khush)kya likhaoge?
Pati. jaha ho khush raho.


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Life is difficult full of pain, sorrow n trial but if u fall down,
stand up b confident n say
DHAKKA KAUN MARA BEY.


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Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!
Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..
Ye sala HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad liya..!!


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Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.


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Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se kaha mai maa banne wali hun.
Boyfriend bola maine tujhe chhuwa bhe nahi aur tu maa banne wali hai.
Ladki boli kal mai tere baap se shadi kar rahi hun


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