funny joks 50

A man looking at ice cube in sunlight frm 1 hour..
sumone ask him wat r u doing?

Man replied I m checking that frm where its leaking..:)


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Dost tere liye duniya chod denge


Teri taraf aye tufan ko mod denge


Lekin tune jo sath choda


Kasam teri haddiyan tod denge


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Din me chand sitare acche nhi lgte
Ab Duniya k ye nazare acche nhi lagte. Koi jakar Apke PAPA Mummy se keh de,Ab Ap kunware acche nhi lgte.


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What is the height of foolishness?









A woman bathing in a bathroom with transparent door and a sardar looking through the keyhole!


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Wife-1baat bolti hu,Par maarna nahi.Hus-Batao.Wife-Me Pregnant hu! Hus-Its
GoodNews.Wife-Shadi k pahle dad ko bataya to bohot maar padi thi.


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