funny joks 53

Money can buy bed
but not sleep

Money can buy house
but not rest

So transfer all your money to my account & be happy....


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Kanjusi K Liye Oscar Ka Jab Bhi Nomination Kia Jayega
Aap ka NaamIzzat Se Liya Jayega
1Bi Sms Mat Karna
Warna Award Hath Se Nikal Jayega


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Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega


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Ek admi Teliscope se asmaan dekh raha tha.SHARMA dhyan se use dekh raha tha
Tabhi ek Tara tuta
SHARMA chilaya
"Wah Boss kya nishana hai


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Banks

HSBC:Hum Sabse Bade Chor

HDFC:Har Dum Fakir Chand

BOB:Bank Of Bhangis

IDBI:Itna Dhan Bina Income

SBI:Sab Bhikari Idhar

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