funny joks 54

Behind ur laughter there are sorrows
Behind ur smile there r tears
Behind ur quietness there is a storm
And behind you..
Is ur Bum..!
haha


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Mummy: jo mera sabse jyada kehna manega, usse hi me ye saari toffies dungi.
Sonu: tab to ye saari toffee papa ko hi milengi.....!


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Teacher ask:What is ur sur-name?
Student:pehle to hum singh the,fir rajput ban gaye,fir sharma ho gaye, abhi hai Darji. age mummy ki marzi.


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1 bar jaan mangkar dekho,
1 bar yaad karke to dekho,
Bas 1 bar pukr kar toh Dekho!!
Agar hum na aye to samaj lena,
HUM aram kar rahe hai...


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If sum 1 throws a stone at U
Throw back flower at him-gandhiji

But make sure u throw it wit d pot Coz..

Yeh HaI
YoUnGiStAn MeRi JaAn


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