funny joks 100

Boy: what do you want?
Girl: I want coke, pizza and you
Boy:Really ?
Girl:Pizza to eat,coke to drink & u
to pay the bill.


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A : Heard that your wife goes horse riding. How many kilos has she reduced ?
B : 20 Kilos.
A : Wow ! Congrats.
B : Not my wife,the horse!


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In a class, teacher
asked: If I buy an
item @ 12.75 n sell @
15.25, it"s loss or
profit? student:
Profit in rupees &
loss in paise.


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Kya ankhen
Kya chehra tumne paya
hai
Aisa lagta hai
Jaise pipal k ped se
koi BhOoT Utar k aaya
hai


Bura laga?


Toh wapas ped pe chad
jao.


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Pappu- Kal maine ek
bus ke piche bhagkar
ticket ke 30 rs.
bachaye.

Dipu-Abe Bewakuf
Taxi ke piche bhagta
to 100 rs. Bacha leta


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