funny joks 124

Ek bar ganje k head par 8-10 hair aye.Wo
Barbar k paas gya
Barbar angry me pucha: 'CUT' karu ya 'COUNT' karu?
Ganja sharm k bola
COLOUR krdo


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Bhikhari:-behanji 1 rupiya dedo.

Malika gave him 1000Rs.

Secretary:-y U gavehim 1000Rs?

Malika: pehli bar kisine behen kaha Hai..


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Teacher:Mein Teri Maa Hoti To Mein Tujhe

2 Dino Me Sudhaar Deti




Student:Madam Kal Tak Mein Apne Papa Se Baat Kar Ke Bata
Dunga.


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Acha hua Diwali me tum bahar nahi gaye.



Nahi to


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Log tumhe phataka samajh k jala dete.


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Q Ladkiya ladko ko kiss karte waqt apni aankhe kyo bandh kar deti hai?
Ans-kyun ki ladkiya kisi bhi haal me ladko ki khushi nahi dekh sakti.


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