funny joks 107

Robart-Boss,isne kuch
nahi kiya,fir b aapne
ise saza kyu di?
Boss-Smart boy,Aajkal
Prepaid ka zamana hai,
Pehle saza bhugto, fir
galti karo.


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Papau Zebra
Crossing road per Idhar udhar ho raha tha.
or kuch soch raha tha.

kya soch rha tha

socho


SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI HAI.


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Teacher:BIJLI kahan se aati hai?
Student MAMA ke ghar se.
T:Wo kaise?
Studnt:bijli jaane par papa kehte hai SAALO ne phir bijli kaat di?


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Tum chale gaye to bag
se titilya chali gayi
Phool murjha gaye
Patte jhad gaye
ab aur mat satao..


Plz aa jao.


Garden me paani dene
aa jao

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DIL ki baat dil me mat rakhna jo pasand ho use ILU kehna
Agar wo guse me aa jaye to darna mat
Raakhi nikalna or kehna
Pyari behna milti rehn


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