funny joks 145

Boy:I am not rich like raj,I don't even have a bid car like raj.But I really love you!
Girl:I love you too,but tell me more about raj


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Biwi(Ghusse Main):Tumhare Dimagh Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):To Phr Itni Dair Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.


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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.


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Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladaki ne dekha aurkaha"apne bade bhai k pair chu rahe ho?
Ladka:Ha,Bhabhi.


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Masha-allah galib ne aisa sher mara
****aisa sher mara
***aisa sher mara
***aisa sher mara???? Ki sherni "vidhva" ho gayi.


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