funny joks 149

Santa:Kyu Bhai...Kaha Jaa Raha Hai?
Banta:Main Kaarkhane Ja Raha Hu..
Santa:Abbe Yaar,Itni Badi CAR Kaise Khayega Tu??


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Tum Sada:
Haste Raho,
Muskurate Raho,
Khilkhilate Raho,
Khush Raho,
Sada Gungunate Raho,
Mera Kya Hai Log Tumhe He Pagal Samjhenge!!


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Heart is like a Crystal,
preserve it...!!!

Love is like a perfume,
spread it...!!!

Friendship is like umbrella,
come lets share it.


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Sir 2 Student: What is d similarity
between girlfrnd n mobile??
Student: Sir both r disconnectd
wen there is
'NO CURRENCY'


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Jab koi sms nahi karta,
Itna gussa aata he..
Aur,
Dil to chahta hai..


Jute utar kay...




Chappal pehen loon!

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