funny joks 148

Boyfrnd: Tumhare ghar gaya ta, muje nai lagta hamari shadi ho payegi. GF: Mere papa se mile kya?
BF: Nai tumhare behen se mila


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A Judge Said..
Order..
Order..
Order..

Pathan :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.

Pathan:
No Shut Up Only 7Up..


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Asi dhup samji oh chaa nikli
Asi majh samji oh gaa nikli
Beda garak ho jave ehna beauty parloura da
Asi kudi smji te oh kudi di maa nikli


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Santa ke ghar sasural wale aye,
Biwi ne kaha jao Mehmano ke liye kuch lekar aao...!

Santa bahar gaya aur Taxi le kar aa gaya!! ;)


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Sardar ji to Sunita:"I want to marry you"
Sunita:"But I am one year elder than you"
Sardar ji:"No Problem, then I will marry you next year


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