funny joks 89

Aap ka gadha aap se rooth gaya

Ja k nadi me kood
gaya.

Doobte hue bola ab aur dukh nahi
sahenge

ek ghar me do
do
nahi rahenge

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Sharabi knocks d door
His wife open d door
Sarabi-Who r u?
Wife-aaila! Mujko hi bhool gaye.


Sarabi-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai BEHAN..


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Ek bar terrosist ne budiya ke pas bomb rakh diya. Loog chillaye- "Budiya bomb hai!
Woh sharmakar boli woh to me jawani me thi

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When u feel alone


When nobody is with u


When nobody is near u


When u miss everybody,



That means,




U r in 'TOILET'


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Shehar ki gali mein paan ki dukan,devdas ne dhekhi paro ki muskan,devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan,khake paan paro boli "shukriya bhai jaan"


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