funny joks 103

Tipu: Mere Papa k pass Cycle se lekar Aeroplane tak hai
Dipu:Acha tumhare papa bahut bade admi hai ky
Tipu:Are nai unki khilone ki dukan h


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Aaj Mere Paas
Mobile Hai,
Number Hai,
Battery Hai,
Balance Hai,
Tumhare Paas Kya Hai?
Hai Koi Msg?
To Bhejo
Agar Nahi
To Mobile Pheko


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Maths Teacher-If U Had
1000Rs In One Pocket &
1000Rs In Other
Pocket,
What Wud U Think?
Santa-I Think Aaj
Galti Se Papa Ki Pant
Pahen li!


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Engg. student:"Yaar
dhoka ho gaya".
Dost:"kya hua?" Engg.
student:"maine ghar se
books ke liye paise
mangwaye the, unhone
books hi bhej diye


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Kissi Se Nahi Kaha
Tere Fasanay Ko
Jane Kaisay Khaber Ho
Gai Zamane Ko
Gattar Band Ho Gye
Sare Shaher Ke
Kis Ne Khaha Tha
Tumhien Nahane Ko.

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