funny joks 166

Na Dil Ki Baazi,Na Dil Ka Sauda
Agar De Dete Woh Hame Waqt Thoda
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat
Aur Koi Na Puchta Ki SIR

"WATER" ya "SODA"


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Lalu:Arre o bhaiya,ye bandarwa ka photu kitne ka hai?
Dukan Wala:wo photu nhi sahib,wo to sheesha hai.


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Ravan-Biksha Deo
Lady-YeLo
Ravan-Rekha Par Karo(Lady Crossed Line)
Ravan-HaHa!
Me Bikshuk Nai Ravan Hu
Lady:Me SITA Nai RAKHI SAWANT Hu


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Maine Apko Cal Ki To Netwrk Bola~Murkho Ki Duniya Me Apka Swagt Ae,
Aap Jis Bevkuf Se Bat Krna Chahte Hai Uska Dimag OutOfCovrage Area Me Hai


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3 student's after exam.
1st:Yaar,Mujhe Kuch Nahi Aata Tha,Mai Paper khali Chod Aaya
2nd:Mai B
3rd:Shit Yaar,Teacher Samjegi Hamne Copy Ki


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