funny joks 111

Passenger- Tune mere jeb me hath q dala.

Boy- Machis Chahiye thi.

P- Tu mujhse Mang saktha tha na?
B- Me ajnabhi se baat nahi karta.


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Pappu Samose k Andar ka Masala Kha Raha tha
Dost- Ye kya kr Raha hai?
Pappu- DR ne mujhe Bahar ka Khana khane ko mana kiya hai na.


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Hi, Jaan___
kya haal hai,
Jaan___
kaha ho,
Jaan___
kab miloge,
Jaan___
I m missing u.
zayda khus mat ho har blank me WAR laga k padho.


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Jyotish ladke ka hath dekh kr bola-
Beta tum bahot Padhoge.

Ladka- Oye padh to main 3 saal se raha hu
Yeh bata pass kab hunga.


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Pappu in Jail
Bachpan me ma ki baat suni hoti to aaj ye din na dekhna padta

monu-Kya kehti thi Ma
Pappu- Jab baat suni hi nahh to kya batau


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