funny joks 116

Chandni Raat thi nadi ka kinara tha
hawa chal rhi thi
tabhi ek premi ne apni premi ka se kaha
Darling BEEDI peyegi?


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Arz hai
Vo Ruthi hai aise wo
humse,
Jaise hum sach me unhe
mana lenge

wah-wah


Itna waqt kaun zayaa
kare,
itne me to hum DUSRI
pata lenge.


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Aaj Newspaper me padha
ki jyda sMs karne se
dil ki bimari ho sakti
hai..!
To aaj se BAND!!!



Kya Sms?




Nahi re!






NEWS PAPER...


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Diwali aa rAhi hai,
Mai apna mAnn sirf
Puja
ArchAna
AArti
ShrAdha
BhAwana me h lAgana
chahta hu
Apke pados me koi
rehti ho to batAna


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After seeing an xtremly beautiful
girl in market guess what Shah was
thinking?
Kash!!
Aa meri MUMMY hundi ta aaj mein v
kina sohna hunda..


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