funny joks 160

Bollywood movie release date:

ugly & pugly- 1Aug
gud luck-8 Aug
singh is kinng- 8Aug
bachna ae hasino-15 Aug
god tusi great ho-15 Aug


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Agr apko koi b anjan PARCEL mile to kripiya use na khole

Usme BOMB ya fir RAAKHI ho skti hai

Apki zra si laprvi apko BHAI bna skti hai


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Ek chor Sardar ka mobile le ke bhag raha tha.
Sardar:-bhag saale bhag,bhag.
kal kya karega?
charger to mere pass hai!!!!!!!


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Santa made a call to the airport.
Asked,How long is the journey from Punjab to America?
Receiptionist: One second sir.
Santa:OK, Thnk u.


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Universal truth:-
If you are happy you will remember the person whom you love.
If you are sad you will remember the person who loves you..


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