funny joks 109

BANIA apne bacho se:
jo rat ko khana nahi khayega, use 5 Rs dunga.
Bacche 5-5 Rs le kar so gaye.
subah bola Jo 5rs dega use khana milega


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1Dehati aurat cheque
cash karwane bank gyi
Clerk:Sign karo
Aurat:Kaise?
Clerk:Jaise khat k
aakhir me karti ho
She wrote:AAP K MUNNE
KI MAA


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Dr.:Medical Report ye
He Ki aapki
KIDNY Fail Ho Chuki
He.
Santa:Salle..Juthe..Me
ri KIDNY Kabhi Exam
dene Nahi Gyi
To Fir Fail Kese huy


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Wife-Ap aksr aisa Q kehte ho,mera ghar
mera car
mera account
hamara Q nahi kehte.
Ab almari Me kya dhund rhe ho?
Pati-humara Underwear!


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Girl:If U'll Try To Kiss Me, May Shor Macha Dungi
Boy:Lekin Yahan Dur Dur Tak Koi Nahi Hai
Girl:I Know But Formality To puri
Karni Hi Pade.


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