funny joks 152

Boss : Where were u born ?
sardar : Punjab.
Boss : which part ?
sardar : Kya which part ? Whole body born in punjab


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Santa asked Banta:"yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyu dekhta rehta hai."
Banta:"yaar kuchh bijli unki bhi kharch hone do


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Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya..

Sherni: abey, apni surat dekhi hai aaine me?

Chuha: are pagli surat pe mat ja, confidence to dekh.


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1Ladki Khadi Thi,
Na To SMS Kar Rahi Thi Na Call Kr Rahi Thi,
Fir B Uska Balance Ja raha Tha.

Kaise?

1Pair Par Khadi Thi Na


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1 Bhakt Ashram Me Jake SwamiG Se-SwamiG Mera Puja Me Mann Nai Lagta!
Kya Karu?
SwamiG-Us Puja Ko Mere Pass Bhejo Shayad Mera Mann Lag Jaye


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