funny joks 169

Sardar-aaj maine pani ko
ullu bana diya
2nd-wo kaise?
Sardar-oye subah maine
pani garam kiya aur thande
pani se naha liya


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Dil ke dard ko juban par mat lana

Apni aankho se aansu mat bahana

Zakhm chahe kitne bhi gehre ho

"DETTOL" ke siwa kuch mat lagana..


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santa-Darling kya tum mujhse shaadi karogi?
Girl-tameez se baat karo.
santa-bahenji kya Aap mujhse shaadi karengi?


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Girlfriend na hone ke 5 fayde :-
1-Time ki bacht
2-Acchi Nind
3-koi Miss Call nahi
4-Koi chinta nahi
5-No Boring Sms


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1Admi Ne Kaha K Is Zindgi Se To Maut Achi
Tbi Yumdot Aya Or Bola K Main Tumhari Jaan Lene Aya Hu
Admi Bolea-Le Daso Hun Banda Gal V Na Kre


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