funny joks 113

father asked son: "tumhain kaisi biwi chahiye"

After a deep
son replied: "mujhe chand si biwi chahiye jo raat ko aaye aur subah chali jaye"


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Ek admi chupke se nark se swarg me ghus gaya
Farishto ne use khub mara
Wo utha,kapde jhade or bola isi harkat k karan koi swarg me nai ata..


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Frog: Plz tell my
future
Astrologer: U ll meet
a young smart girl who
will touch u
everywhere
F: Grt! Wen & whr?
A: Nxt yr,in zoology
lab


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Wife:- If I die what
will U do?
Hus:- Me pagal ho
jaunga !
Wife:- Will U marry
again after I die.
Hus:- Pagal kuch V kar
sakta he !!


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Sir: Achha Insan Wo Hi He Jo Dusro K Kaam
Aaye
Santa: Par Madam
Exam Me Na Aap
Humare Kaam Aati Hai
Aur Na Hi Kisi Aur Ko
Aane Deti Hai.


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