funny joks 106

Draupadi ka Vastraharan Dusgasan ko pada bhari
Draupadi ka Vastraharan Dushasan ko pada Bhari

Saari me Saarg Parag saari.


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A Boy prayed:
Oh God, giv me a bag
full of money, a job,
1big vehicle &many
girls!
GOD: Ur wish is
fulfilled & he became

A BUS CONDUCTOR:-)


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Jaldi marne k aasan
tarike
1.smoke daily
u'll die 10yrs early
2.drink daily
u'll die 20yrs early
Bt


3.love someone
"trully"
u"ll die Daily


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D/f b/w
DAWA & DARU
DAWA is like a
Girlfrnd that comes
wid expiry date
&
DARU is like a Wife
Jitani purani hogi
utni sar pe chadhegi
Cheers


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Pappu-Tumhari ankhen kitni haseen he
Girl-Chhoro na
Pappu-Tumhare bal kitne khubsurat hai
Girl-Chhoro na
Pappu-Itni der se chhor hi raha tha


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