funny joks 150

1 baccha door bell bajane ki koshish kar raha tha,1 old man ne dekha.
Wo gaya aur bell baja di,Aur bola-
or kuch beta?
Baccha: AB Bhaago


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A TV Interviewer Was Intervewing Rakhi Sawant.
Interviewer:What's the 1st Thing U Do After Getting Up In D Morning?
Rakhi:Get Up & Go Home


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Teacher:Whi Is Mahatma Gandhi?











Student:He Is The One Who Helpes MUNNA BHAI to Impress His Girlfriend


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1Waqt Tha Jb Apke SMS Aise Ate The,Jaise Kisine Tumhari Khopri Pe Gun Rakhi Ho or Tumse SMS Krwa Rha Ho
Mgr Ab Lgta Hai Jaise Goli Maar Di


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Pehle Ladkiya PUJA Kar K Soti Thi
Taki Unhe DARR Na Lage

Magar Aajkal MAKE-Up Kar K Soti Hai
Taki Dusre Na DARR Jaye


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