funny joks 170

Who r u...??
Why u keep messaging me...??
Who gave u my no. ...??
Plz Never message me again...
Maine kabhi aisa kaha?
Nai na! To MSG Karo na...!!


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PoliceMan To His Son-Oye Tere Number Bade Ghat Aye Ne
Main Tera TV,Crkt Sb Band Kr Dena Hai

Son-O Chadd Bapu.
Aa Le 50 Rupiye
Gal Muka


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1 Nadi Me Do Insan Dub Rahe Hai
1 Insaan Vo Jise Aap Pyar Krte Ho
Dusra Vo Jo Apko Pyar Krta Hai
To Aap Kisko Bachaoge Aur Kyo?Reply Must


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Sardar:Shirt K Liye Koi Badhiya Kapda Dikaho
Salesman:plain Me Dikha du
Sardar:Abe!Hawaai Jahaaj Me Jane Ki Kya zarurat Hai yahi par dikha


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Arz kiya hai,
Uske pyar mein meri kismat jaag gayi,
Maine usko itne khat likhe k woh postman ke saat bhag gayi


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