funny joks 101

Diference b/w USA &
INDIA:
"In USA u can kiss in
public places,
can't do SUSU.
But in INDIA u can do
SUSU in public places,
can't KISS..!"


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Teacher askes :wat is
ur caste?
Student: Pehle to hum
Singh the,
fir Rajput the,
Fir Sharma ho gaye,
abhi hai Darzi,Aage
Mummy ki marzi.


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Sir jo sabse nalayak h
vo khada ho jye
1 bacha khada hua
sir-tum mante ho ki
tum nalayak ho
bacha-aap akele khade
ache nahi lag rahe the


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Life of a student:
PC hai net Nahi,
ATM Hai paise Nahi,
Cell Hai balance Nahi,

EXAM hai tension Nahi,

Padna hai,lekin saala
mood nahi!!


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3 Monkeys ranaway frm
Zoo. 1st find watching
TV, 2nd find taking
bath, & 3rd....

No Yaar, its not u...
Hamesha aisa hi kyon
sochte ho??


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