funny joks 110

Piece of PHILOSOPHY frm a passionate smoker.

"I always THINK of leaving Cigaratte but..

for THINKING,I need a Cigaratte..


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Hum aapko pani se coca
cola banana sikhayenge
1 botal pani lo
Freez me rakho
1 ghante baad nikalo
Pani thanda aur
Thanda Matlab coca
cola


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Jail Me Papu se kisi ne pucha-
Tum se aisi kya galti ho gai jo tum Jail me ho?

Papu- Mene Ek Bank
Luta

Aur



Paise wahi Ginne Baith gaya.


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Beta-purani album dekte hue,Maa ye foto me smart admi kaun he???
Maa:Ye tumhare Papa he!!
Beta:To hum is Ganje ke sath kyun rehte he.


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Dusra Tajmahal b ban jayega,
Bharat pakistan b 1 hojayega,
Insan b chand par rehne jayega,
Par khuda hi jane is
KANJOOS ka msg kab
ayega...

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