funny joks 162

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kaash aisa hota..


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What is the definition of a dhobi?
He is the only man who cn legally say 2 a married woman
Kapde nikal k rakhna,main aata abhi aata hu


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santa:yaar kal mene tujhe kitne call kiye,
lekin tune phone kyu nahi uthaaya?
banta:kyu uthaaun?
30 Rupay deke jo gaana lagwaaya hai!!


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Malika at Airport
Bikhari-behanji 1 rs dedo
she gave him 1000 Rs
Secretary-why U gave him 1000?
Malika-pehli bar kisine behanji kaha hai


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Old Man:Jee chahta Hai shadi kar Lu!
2nd Man:kar Lo
Old Man:kisi vidhwa se karlu?
2nd Man:kuwari se karlo,vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi


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