funny joks 139

Santa & Banta railway station par
Santa: Kya main is train se Ludhiana ja sakta hu?
Enquiry Man: Nahi
Banta: Kya main ja sakta hu.?


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YamRaj 1 Lac Desi Videsi Logo Ko Narak Leja Rahe The,
Rasthe-Me Naradji Mile!
Itne Sare Ek Sath?
Yamra: Sab Share Bazar K Zatke Ki Kripa Hai


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Bus kya itna hi sath
hamara?
Intjar hi karte rahe
hum tumhara!
Kab hogi is kumbkht
mobile me roshni
aor
kab aayega message
tumhara?


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Boy: me 18year ka hu aur tum?

Girl: me bhi 18year ki hu

Boy: toh phir chale

Girl: kaha?

Boy: vote dalne.



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Kitne special ho aap,
Khud ko duniya ki nazro se bachaya karo,
Sirf kajal lagana hi kafi nahi hai,
Gale me neebu mirchi bhi latkaya karo..


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