funny joks 99

Wenevr u feel like studying

get into a room
Just sit down
Relax
TAKE A DEEP BREATH
n slap urself n say stupid what's this new bad habit


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Jo mujhe bhool jae.
Uska mobile tut jae.
Charger jal jae,
Sim lock ho jae.
Local cal pr std ka bil aaye.
Local area me b roaming lag jae.


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Jaanu,
Meri Mummy Bhi Tumhe
Bahut Pasand karti Hai...




Boyfriend:

Kuch Bhi Ho,
Par main SHAADI
Tum Hi se
Karunga...!


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("""""""""""")9mm
/""'/&/"""""'
/ /I KILL PEOPLE
""" FOR MONEY
(>"<)
( 'o' ) BUT U
(,) (,) R MY
(")_(") FRIEND, SO I KILL U 4 NOTHING


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Health Tip Forever:

Dont Eat
Pizzas
Burgers
Pani Pooris
Koftas
Ice Creams
Chocolates
Sandwitches
etc...

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Without Me...


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