funny joks 144

Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hote,
Mai aap ko save karti,

Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti,
Mai har haftey tumhe change karta


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Munna Bhai:Aay circuit,baapu bole to
gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit:Bhai bole to bapu bhi us
time ke salmaan khan the


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Masti Time:
Chuha-I love u.
Sherni-Abey apni aukaat bhul gaya hai kya...?
Chuha-Are pagli, aukaat pe mat ja, confidence dekh confidence..


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Ek Hathi ne Chuhiya ko chhed diya..
Chuhiya ne Jake hathni se sikayat kiya k apne mard Ko Samjha dena..warna mard Humare ghar me bhi Hai..!


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Pati-Kaal Raat Mene sapna dekha
Patni-Kya?
Pati-Tumhe koi Utha lezaraha he.
Patni-Fir apne kya kiya?
Pati-Uski Madad Ki tumhe uthane me!


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