funny joks 177

U r 70% HANDSOME,
U r 75% SWEET,
U r 85% NAUGHTY,
U r 90% CUTE,
U r 100% LOVELY,
Matlab u r Totally
70+75+85+90+100= 420


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I want a KISS Plz KISS me, jaldi karo koi bhi nahi hai fauran karo Jaldi Karo Na K I S S
u know KISS means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo. So KISS Me!!


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Humare SMS se log samajhte hain ki hume aadat hai paise udane ki, Lekin wo nadan kya samjhe???
ki ye bhi ek ada hai kanjooso ko sharamindgi ka ehsas karane ki.


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Mere pass 1 bandar aya aur kaha,
mujhe logo ko pareshan karna hai,
maine tumhara naam bataya to usne jhapad mara,
aur kaha "BOSS" se panga nahi


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Subah uth kar 3 kaam karna...
1- upar vaale ko yaad karna taki tum ji sako,
2- mujhe SMS karna taki mai ji saku aur
3- naha lena taki sab ji sake.


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