funny joks 129

0ld couple went to
ParisMan got into mood
n said: "Dear should
we first go to 0ur
room or Eiffel
Tower?Wife:ROOM chal..
Eifel tower to kal b


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Beti:Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa:andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai
Beti:Maa fauji Pakistani hai
Maa:to bakri bhi andar kar.


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Kore Kagaz Per
Likha Hai Tera
Naam,

Tasvir Bhi Utari
Aur Likha Hai
Paigam :

"JINDA YA MURDA PAKD
NE WALE KO
1 LAKHS Rs. KA
inaam.


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Q: Prasad asks Kumble to bring a Pepsi.
Kumble brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes
directly 2 Tendulkar.Why? Ans: Tendulkar is an opener.


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Father: Beta raat Ko Tum Pee K Room Me Gir Gaye The
Son:Kya Batau Papa Sab Galat Sangat Ki Wajah Se Hua

6Dost,6Beer Aur Unme Se 5 Peete Nai


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