funny joks 96

Apki smile ne saara jahan hila diya
Are Apki smile ne saara jahan hila
diya.

Coma se jaage mariz ko darake phir
se sula diya


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Awaz mein mithas hai..
Soorat bhi khaas hai..
Khuda ne bas thoda sa screw dhila chod diya
varna...

ITEM to tu jhakkas hai..!! he he,,


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Another sun..?
Possible

Another moon..?
Possible


Another frnd
lik u..?



IMPOSSIBLE..

cz,

Manufacturing defects lik u occur only once!


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Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?

Teacher: Wrong Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st


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New GEN Rhyme:
Twinkle twinkle little
star..
I jus went to Royal
bar..
Whisky rates are up so
high..
So drink beer with
chicken fry.!
(O_o)


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