funny joks 83

Bhikri: Kuch khane ko do
Santat:TAMATR KHAO
Bhi :Roti do baba
s: TAMATR KHAO
Bhi:TamAtr hi khila do
Wife:Ye Totla h,
Keh rAhe h KAMAKAR KHAO


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Beta:Apni Ma se purani Album Dekhte Hue,
Ma ye foto me smart Admi kaun He?
Ma: ye tere papa He!
Beta:To Hum Is Ganje k sath kyu Rehte he?


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Mehfil saji thi msgs ka tha daur,
SMS maine kiye the sab ne kia shor,
paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine keh rahe the

1 aur 1 aur.


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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha
Jailor: Kyon has rhe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu


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Arz Kiya Hai..

Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda
Ho Gaya..

Laila Ki Shadi Mey Lafda
Ho Gaya..

Majnu Itna Naacha Ki
Langda Ho Gaya!


GMrng


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