funny joks 82

Apke shero se hum GHAYAL ho gaye, Apki Hasi k hum PAGL ho gaye....50 Rupyo me 500 SMS kya mile, sale CHAPPAL CHOR bhi aaj kal SHAYAR ho gaye


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Girl: Suno, Kya tum sure ho ki tum sirf mujse hi pyar karte ho?

Boy: Sayad Sure! fir bhi me tume kal fir se list chek karke batata hu!


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Rabri: Ka karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi
Laalu: Vo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.


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Sardar wins 20 cr 4m Rs.20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar:Give me 20cr or else return my 20Rs.!


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Lalu: Itana sara log football ko lat kahe mar rahe hai?
Sardar:Gol kar ne ke liye.
Lalu: Sasura gol hi toh hai aur kitna gol karenge


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