funny joks 123

Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Hello Taj hotel??
1 pizza
1 biryani
1 rasmalai bhej do..
Taj: Kiske naam se bheju?
Bhikari: Allah ke naam pe bhej de.


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Best punishment dat u can give 2 male..



Give him a mobile with a set of girls phone no.'s & put him in a place where there's no network!!


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Aapke Liye film me Baat ki hai, chota sa Role hai,
EMRAAN HASHMI aapko pani me le ja raha
hai
Film ka naam hai






"GAYI BHAINS PANI
MEIN"


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Why Did
Mrs.Verma
Throw Out
Her Mother-In-Law?


Because







Baba Ramdev
said
"apni saans
ko bahar nikalo".


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YahaSe 50km dur jb koi bachha raat ko
oon..oon..
Karke rota h to MAA kehti h k beta aise
matRo warna bada hokar tu
HIMESH RESHAMIYA bn jayga


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